Things you will never hear a Kpop idol say.

Kai:"Please stop asking, I'm much too shy to take my shirt off..."
Minho:"woah. calm down... it's just a game.."
G-Dragon:" my favorite piece of clothing? hmm it would have to be just a plain old comfortable tee shirt."
Taemin:"Bleh banana milk? who the hell came up with that?"
Key:" I can't say whats really on my mind! that would hurt their feelings!"
Chanyeol:"I'm bored."
Sunny:"Aegyo? thats soooo immature."
Mir:" Why hello there, would you like to venture over to my household where we can all dine on perfectly quaffed waffles and later, we can all rest our craniums on a soft pillow while we happily slumber?"
Yoona:"I'm so ugly no man will ever find me attractive."
Baekhyun:" I'm sorry, but honestly I think SNSD noonas are just plain and untalented.."
Niel:"Can i please have a few more lines in the next song? please?!"
Siwon:"I've come to a conclusion. Everybody, I'm Atheist"
Hoya:"I hate purple."
Myungsoo:"I hate this bamboo pillow."
Sungyeol:"I'm the most mature in my group."
Sunggyu:"I can see you."
Kyuhyun:"Video games are childish"
Changmin:"I'm not hungry"
Sooyoung:"I'm full"
Onew:"I hate chicken!"
Kris:"Yes, let's do it!"
Taeyeon:Tiffany's eye-smile and butt are ugly
Tiffany:I hate pink
Jessica:I don't want to sleep
Luhan:"Xiumin isn't a baozi"
Tao:"Cake is absolutely disgusting"
Bom:"I hate corn"
Heechul:"I'm ugly"
Yesung:"I ate turtle soup today"
Yongguk:"My voice is so high pitched"
Woohyun:"Aegyo and greasy things make me vomit"
Lee Joon:"I hate variety shows"
Wooyoung:"I speak perfect english"
T.O.P:"I can't wait to reveal my body today"
Jonghyun:"My tweets show how sophisticated I am"
Zelo:"Tomatoes are gross"
J.Y.P:"Whispering is inappropriate"
 Posted 10 months ago

I wish I have EXO's power...

Water :So that I can drink without even have to go to the kitchen or showering without even going the bathroom (WTF?! xD)
Light :So that I don't have to get up from anywhere to switch on the light.
Wind :So that we don't need anymore airconds or fans in the house.
Flame :So that I can light the campfire easily whenever I go camping.
Earth :So that I can make earth a better place to live. No more wars and hatred! Just PEACE! ^_^
Teleportation :So that I can teleport straight to my bed whenever the lesson at school got boring.
Flight :So that I can fly around the whole universe especially to Korea to stalk on my biases. Mwahaha
Time Control :So that I don't have to listen to other people nagging at me.
Lightning :So that I can struck those bitches and bullies at school.
Frost :So that I can make patbingsu easily xD
Telepathy :So that I can take something without even have to move (i'm one lazy bum! xD)
Healing :So that I can get rid of those pimple scars on my face fast! >,<
 Posted 10 months ago